Are the Sirens off shore
claiming you are the father
of all twelve of their fish eggs?
Call now.
Did you sleep with your mother after your father died and
now she only wants sex from you? Call now.
Do you not know who the father
of each of your three kids may be, but you are 125% sure it's two men? Call now.
Do you have two uteri and had your two sets of twins three months apart and you aren't sure if the father is your husband or your father?
Call now.
Did a stork drop a baby on your veranda and you aren't sure if
the mother is your sister, an ex-girlfriend or your current girlfriend? Call now.
Do you have an interesting story
of your own making to tell?
Call. Now.
